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Based on a story overheard and reimagined. The epitome of urban legends. All we know for a fact is that he chucked more wood than a woodchuck chucked, the rest is as much a figment of imagination as most newspaper headlines.
A breaking story that hasn't had enough time to become balanced, rounded and well investigated. Proper journalism doesn't get us all excited as it leaves less room for our imaginations to run riot!
Is it all enough to drive you to run off and live in the wild? Find an isolated cabin and live off the land, far from your urban problems!